Dungeons And Dragons - The Movie Review Summary

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September 30, 2000
Edited: August 28, 2017

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Ryan on 12/09/00. has written 149 reviews, with average style of 3.68 and average substance of 3.80 The reviewer's previous review was of Wolves of the Sea & Wind From the East.The reviewer's next review is of Dungeons & Dragons - The Movie.

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Dungeons And Dragons - The Movie Product Summary

Name: Dungeons And Dragons - The Movie
Publisher: New Line Cinema
Author: God Onlyknows
Category: Movie

Cost: 6.50

Review of Dungeons And Dragons - The Movie

Dungeons and Dragons: The Cinematic Failure

The Bad:
1. Jeremy Irons' acting (I understand how hard this is to believe, I truly do).
2. Justin Whalins' acting.
3. THORA BIRCH's pitiful attempt to be anything other than a piss poor actress.
4. The Direction.
5. The cinematography.
6. The screenwriting.
7. The PROPS.
8. Thora Birch's acting.
9. Thora Birch's acting.
10. Jeremy Irons' acting.
11. Justin Whalin's acting
12. Everything except the Dragon battle.

The Good:
1. The Dragon battle.

Prognosis:
1. If your DM runs games with plots like this...Kill him, slowly.
2. If you run games like this...kill yourself, or call me and I will gladly oblige.
3. If you think this is a good movie...move out of your parents basement, shave, bathe and hang yourself.
4. WAIT FOR LoTR...Please, I would hate to see another innocent violated.

Style: 1 (Unintelligible)
Substance: 1 (I Wasted My Money)