So I got this shotglass, right? It's been sitting on the counter next to the sink for, oh, about three months. I don't know where it came from. I think my wife snatched it. She loves to steal. Regardless, it's high time I wrote a review, so here we go:
This is your typical 2.5 ounce shotglass, embossed with the lovely and thought-provoking "TIME OF JUDGMENT" logo.
9:38 That's not quite enough, is it?
After a bit more playtesting, I must say it's a hefty little shotglass- it's good and weighty, the kind you find at campground gift shops, except instead of a thoughtful decoration designed to harken back to good times in the wilderness (such as "i love getting pissed!" or "love juice"), it features the words "TIME OF JUDGMENT" in blood red. Also, there is a clock, indicating that the time of judgment is, sadly, two minutes to midnight. I'm going to sleep through it, at this rate.
9:44 playtesting in the house of Leaton has always been a virtue. I will not have people saying "that review was wrong- the glass is totally broken" or "that glass isn't quality- it's full of fluff and cheese!"
Folks, if you find this product fluffy or cheesy, you need to go back to college, and also consult a dietician. There, I said it.
The lettering isn't that great; you can tell they didn't put much effort adjusting the logo to fit the glass-printing methods used. It's kind of blobby, and the font is meant to look beveled and 3-d, except the resolution is low and only one color is used, making the letters look like maybe they've been left out in the snow or some crap like that. maybe they're bleeding from the head, and their blood is whatever color your booze is. mine is blue.
9:53 okay. i can do this. Be strong, Scott. remember the sacred konami code.
this glass just sits there like a zombie soldier, drained of blood but waiting for me to resurrect its ass and engage in the next round of attacks. What is "time of judgment" moonshine anyway? the Vampire wineglasses, those kinda made sense, because Vampires like to act mature,and nothing says mature like a doily-clad corpse with a cheap embossed wineglass full of Welch's. but a shotglass? is the time of judgment setting really that grim an wretched that th e world of darkness is drinking straight grain alcohol? i hope so because then i could say this product is a masterpiece, not unlike the promotional intelligent supercars from octaNe
10: 04
white wolf my hat for u kno no limit
this product is a great value you dont waste time mixing your cheap flavored vodka with mountain dew or marshmallow spread or cheese product or anything. if i opened my mouth you could see my spine. good day, and welcome to the time of judg
