"Oh No! The poor thing must be trapped under the ice!"
There was a young writer from ProvidenceHungry, anyone? (Courtesy of Dr. Fun)
The
Classics | • | The
Characters | • | Indescribabble | • | Publications | • | Anything Else,
Sir? Anything else that...almost fits if we cram it in! |
Eric
and the Gazebo | The classic tale of fighter meets unknown monster, fighter fights unknown monster...audience dies laughing. |
| ...ala GarouMUSH, December 1994. | |
| As if you needed any proof that we know our hobbies too well. | |
You Might Be A
Gamer... | You might be a gamer. If you're not, why are you reading this page? |
| Hey, it starts you right off with some bikini armour, so no complaining! | |
Don't You Hate
When... | The essential list of filler quotes. |
Rules for Writing
a Fantasy Novel
Greg Schmidt | Some exceptions may apply. |
| You don't want the GOOD guys to win, do you? | |
| From the Subatomic Humor site, a brief insight on the future. |
Bill
Gates | See the stats! Laugh as he lifts bars and bends gates! Er...strike that. Reverse it. |
| Even ELMO is not immune...I will assimilate you and turn you into statistics. Of course, well, I play Amber... | |
| Rest in peace, old friend. Or, if you were the one who set off the exploding mime trap...rest in pieces. | |
| Competition is a good thing. This way, your character's memorial can be in the right neighborhood, or with the best dead folk, or with the greatest scenery. | |
Top 10 | Not peeves GMs have, but GMs who make you peevish. And not with a wand of "Polymorph Peeve", either. |
| Sure, it's just pick on the GM day, isn't it? I'll show you... | |
| What? Invisible Hair-Dye Girl DOESN'T save the day? | |
| I wonder what kind of armour an anti-munchkin paladin has... | |
| Someone's looking out for them... and not just for hunting. |
| I ought to bring this to the next Purity Test party... | |
| Five foot two, eyes of blue, likes to play with Pikachu...has anybody seen my elf? | |
The Adventures of | It isn't funny unless it hurts. |
| Haiku You Ask Me? I Say, "Whatzit To You, Kid?" Ignorance is bliss. | |
| If evil is so much fun...why doesn't it attract better henchmen? | |
| Fighting the evil Fomorichalupa Supreme... by Ryan Silverman and Gavin Warren. | |
| They'll bite your kneecaps off. By "Picks-at-flies" (Aidan Bowes). | |
| Never has Barnie tasted so sweet, or been...so evil. | |
| Part one. Part two is accessible here. | |
| Where people have to wear smiley faces denoting their alignment. | |
| By Chad Peter. Tribble, Dribble, boiled bits and Kibble... | |
| Free version of the "schlock-horror" RPG. | |
| Ooops, got to remember to add this to this year's caroling list... | |
| Have I mentioned I like the word Plink, Pippi? |
| All the adventures of the White Elephant Bunch that are...in print. | |
| The, erm...quarterly? magazine I might have some responsibility for... | |
| Dysfunctional Roleplayers? We don't need no...erm. | |
| Now a regular ol' comic book... | |
| Beats me. <shrug> I didn't follow the comics. | |
Ack!
(Jeff Freeman) | Technically, I only asked "Why not?" |
Lease on
Life | The lair of the Mouse King? You're talking the Big Cheese, right? |
| Q is for Quarantine. Come on in, free ice cream. |
| Pin 'em Down! Do a little hoodoo, 'cause everyone loves voodoo! | |
| Technically not a gaming site, but if you want your funnybone tickled pink...and your spleen turned plaid, visit this site. | |
| Isn't this list a little too short for a Stormtrooper? |
...and finally, our "From Left Field" sweepstakes winners...
- Enjoy Game of Satan! so convoluted it must be faked.
- the famous tract on Dark Dungeons (not meant to be funny, but it can't help it!)
