Author: God Onlyknows
Category: movie
Company/Publisher: New Line Cinema
Line: Dungeons & Dragons
Cost: 6.50
Capsule Review by Ryan on 12/09/00.
Genre tags: Fantasy

Dungeons and Dragons: The Cinematic Failure

The Bad:
1. Jeremy Irons' acting (I understand how hard this is to believe, I truly do).
2. Justin Whalins' acting.
3. THORA BIRCH's pitiful attempt to be anything other than a piss poor actress.
4. The Direction.
5. The cinematography.
6. The screenwriting.
7. The PROPS.
8. Thora Birch's acting.
9. Thora Birch's acting.
10. Jeremy Irons' acting.
11. Justin Whalin's acting
12. Everything except the Dragon battle.

The Good:
1. The Dragon battle.

Prognosis:
1. If your DM runs games with plots like this...Kill him, slowly.
2. If you run games like this...kill yourself, or call me and I will gladly oblige.
3. If you think this is a good movie...move out of your parents basement, shave, bathe and hang yourself.
4. WAIT FOR LoTR...Please, I would hate to see another innocent violated.

Style: 1 (Unintelligible)
Substance: 1 (I Wasted My Money)