Author: Kyle Marquis (---.sjca.edu)
Date: 05-02-2002 11:38
The hilarious silliness of this column has apparently brought out a number of brain-damaged idiots. I find the stupidity of my fellow human beings amusing, and have had a jolly good time listening to such soft-skulled morons as radical feminists, misogynist loonies, postmodernist anti-intellectuals, and (my personal favorite) creationists. However, for my amusement, I request that the following sorts of brain-damaged idiots present arguments for their positions. I will not, of course, respond to support or contradict these claims, but rest assured, I will be laughing at the idiocy involved. So, would the idiots on this board please argue for:
1) Geocentrism
2) A flat Earth
3) Strong Solipsism
4) Radical Platonism
5) The factual reality of the world-view found in Mage: The Ascension
6) The Zionist conspiracy
7) The falsehood of the Nazi Holocaust
8) The inherent metaphysical superiority of the ethnicity of your choice
9) The existence of a hollow earth, preferably where UFOs land
I will also accept demonstrations that you have squared the circle and/or disproved general relativity. Bonus points will be awarded for the terms "phallocentric gender slavery," "oppressive dominant paradigm," and "paternal western science." Remember to argue that science is a religion, and that mathematics is merely a tool of the patriarchal elite for suppressing womens' intuitive ways of knowing.
Good luck.
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Kyle Marquis
Tandelume and other tools of the patriarchal elite at www.angelfire.com/ma/rpg/index.html
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