Author: ACHEaron (---.verizon.net)
Date: 11-20-2002 15:52
1) Dont you hate when your looking for new spell ideas and you keep runing into wiccas book of shadow's? "This spell looks cool... agh, they didint list stats... oh wait its suposed to be real... hahahahahhahahaha"
2) Wicca: "Christians suck man, they persecuted us and burned us alive" Any one in their right mind: "You where a christian a year ago and you downloaded some magic stuff, on top of it your white, no one has ever persecuted you"
3) Wicca: "now we will have a pagan orgy, get the pot" "Ok man, but it better be good, these hairy fat girls are uuugggly"
4) Wicca: "Yeah, persecution sucks man, They canceled harry potter in the chamber of secrets" Normal guy: "You where the one that was saying all arabs should be killed last year"
5) Pagan gear: Wicca for dummies, "begginers love spells" and hot toppics spell kits. Craft macarony and cheese. The torid line. A printer. A blessed holy dagger (tm). Pot. Lube (saddly enough to put on the torid line of clothes).
6) Maybe magic really does exist, you just keep getting critical failtures. Try sacrificing something worth more points than your dignity.
7) Wicca & hippie: "Man, you shouldent eat that stuff, its not organic... whoa! Is that some of that goverment genetically engeneered pot?! That stuff really screwes you up, give me some!"
8) "Merry met", "Blessed be", "Im not fat, Im just big boned"
9) Wicca: "My mother is a typical christian so I need to put my book of shadows under the trailer where she wont find it"
10) Wicca: "We have been around since the dawn of time, we will prevail". Regular dude "Nah, wanking has been around since the dawn of man, wicca is a new (200 yrs tops) mish mash of random ideas that no two wiccas agree on"
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