Author: Grop (---.wanadoo.fr)
Date: 05-28-2004 03:00
If one considers RPG.net is a serious webzine, then *tests* such as the following should be required to maintain the high quality of its content :
1) When playing Seadog Tuxedo how do you simulate drinking Dawnwine ?
a - I drink nothing for I need no token of my imaginary pirate pinguin drinking Dawnwine.
b - Cheap rum made hotter with a burning sugar trick - Yowzabuuurp !!!
c - Sea water on the rocks
d - Diet Omega3 Cokpsi (tm)
2) Which story did you prefer ?
a - Cube
b - Starwars
c - Well this is a story of my own invention, focusing on the theme of Nimportequelblabla, a word with no equivalent in English that might be [...]
d - Achilien vs Predector 2
[etc]
If you chose a majority of 'a' and you were born under sign of Lion then you are a boring sober pirate.
If you chose a majority of 'b' alcohol will kill you, so enjoy your life before that
If you answered 'c' a few times, the true answer of this test is inside of you.
If you chose a majority of 'd' make sure you have parental permission before playing rpgs.
Well I should have found more question for this brilliant post. Oh, and this does not imply any opinion on last article, which I found intersting.
GPB
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